My bus driver just pulled over to a bus stop and turned off the engine and grabbed a metro newspaper. He just stood outside like he was waiting for the bus. No explanation, just a comment on how nice the weather is.
I just dropped $15.00 on the ground and a human picked it up and gave it back. Today, humans are good.
Me to the pretentious coffee shop: “What’s your wifi password?”
Liar: “We don’t have wifi until 4pm.”
I just saw a fire fighter with a dress shirt underneath his gear. I was surprised. Naturally, I thought they all wore ripped, ribbed white undershirts with soot on them.