Eye Broccoli: The Opposite of Eye Candy
This is my current conversation. If you can’t read it, we are talking about silly boys and drunken monkeys.

This is my current conversation. If you can’t read it, we are talking about silly boys and drunken monkeys.

Professional Firefighter

I just saw a fire fighter with a dress shirt underneath his gear. I was surprised. Naturally, I thought they all wore ripped, ribbed white undershirts with soot on them.

Preachy, Preachy

I would rather listen to a bad musician or a person with schizophrenia screaming at the top of their lungs than a person yelling about their God. Ugh… Transit stops gather the weirdest kind.

I’ve seen too many dentures

I had a nightmare that all my teeth wouldn’t fit in my mouth and they started falling out. I am 29 years old and so thankful I have all my teeth. It’s funny what you become thankful for when working in long term care.

nrdvsgk:

Amazing Star Wars sweater from Nolens Volens Knitting! 

nrdvsgk:

Amazing Star Wars sweater from Nolens Volens Knitting

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

mii-lo:

bunnyfood:

This guy.

(via fuckyeahdementia)

Ooo ain’t it funky now

I want to follow this guy around. He’s got a sweet soundtrack.

Beard with an ice cream

I just saw an old man in his 60s eating an ice cream cone by himself. The strawberry ice cream did look pretty spectacular.

Add in your own motivational bathroom quote?

Add in your own motivational bathroom quote?